zoo york

another name for new york city and the boroughs it contains. a reference to how hectic it can get

Q:yo son wherdya cop that ill cap ?
A:some dolla store in crooklyn, zoo york kid.

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Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

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PJ Zoo

A Zoo full of reckless and wild Pajamas or alternatively Michelle Bass' (Big Brother UK Series 5) redition of Pie Jesu (Pie Jesus)

(Bad Beyonce Style) piiiiiiiii jjjjjjjj zooooooooooo

Dad: 'Come on kids we're going to the PJ Zoo!'

DANGER! WILD PJs

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zoo crew

A Crew that originated in the slumz of maplewood watervliet. Founded by Magic and Lucci . Shaker high school is very afraid of this well acclaimed "crew". if you see rosaries , please run . this group is known to be very dangerous . Just ask mohammed. he got slumped in the woods.

hey bill! the zoo crew is coming , hide your jewelry and cash!

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Yar Zoo

Chocolate/Strawberry/Banana milk beverage held in the fridge of wee old Scottish nan.

"Would ya like a Yar Zoo?"

zoo ball

A soon to be Olympic Sport that combines basketball, football and soccer. The game is played on a basketball court and is scored like basketball. However, the use of takeling, tripping the opponent is acceptable. Running with the basketball like in football is acceptable. Kicking the ball like soccer is acceptable. Flopping in the ground like in soccer is acceptable but only if your front teeth are knocked out.

Tony F.: hey want to play zoo ball at lunch?
Chris L.: Nah, they cancelled the game due to Rod loosing his front teeth.

petting zoo

a word for a strip club or a gentlemen club

1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz

2: bye O.G nigga stay low