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When shoving a can of air wick up someone's ass
You spread them cheeks lube them up and give them the old Canadian air wick
Insist on committing friendly fire with their war on porn dehistorification
Fuck cf and the Canadian forces
The ones ignorant enough to train cadets to starve them
The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.
When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head
It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole
The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
To pull a hood over someone's head, causing them to topple forward
"My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."
When a (usually baked) person snacks deeply or participates in conspicuously Stoney behavior. Also “ Gone Canadian”.
Bob was straight up going Canadian on the Pepperidge Farm last night!