jizz fish

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

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fish whiff

A term used to describe the smell of an object (usually a plastic item) that smells like pussy, but there is no reason that it should.

"Christ, those DVD cases reek of fish whiff!"

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fishing for dolphins

cant get what you want

person1- dang those shoes are legit
person2-too bad you cant have them
person3- haha he fishing for dolphins

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fish-eye

when one peers over their shoulder while receiving sex from behind

Lucy gave me the ol' fisheye last night when I was banging her doggy style.

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fishing out

Having ingested too much, or just the right amount of GHB and/or purple hooter so that one flails about on the ground, resembling a fish out of water.

"Tina was all fishing out in a G-hole and when the paramedics arrived, she was face down in the river."

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Fish Head

When a women’s vagina is clean shaven. No Pubic hairs;
The lips (Labia majora) Hyman tissue looks like the mouth of a fish.

Person #1 Did you go out with Suzy last night.
Person #2 Yes I did and I got a good look at her fish head.

Person #1 So she does shave down there

Person #2 Yup and it is clean and tasty.

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fish monger

A guy who likes a rank rotten twat.

Steve will nail anything. He is a total fish monger.

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