purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

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Purple Haze

A Marijuana blunt rolled with a grape flavored cigar wrap.

I'm so lost and confused in the purple haze.

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Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS)

When you wear tighty whities for way too long. Your balls start to turn purple because they cant breathe and it becomes excruciatingly painful.

Did you hear that guy Luis got Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS)? I think he's wearing his tighty whities way too much, he might have to get his balls surgically removed.

purple headed yogurt slanger

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation

the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.

Purple headed yogurt squirter

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc

Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder

Purple Palm Tree Delight

Argyle is such a hottie

Purple palm tree delight makes argyle even more of a hottie.

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purple monkey dishwasher

A quick inconspicuous phrase to alert your friends of the pressence of a suspicious looking/acting character.
in other words - 'lets get out of here'

Out shopping with friends you notice a stranger eyeing off your handbags but your friends are too distracted to notice....
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"

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