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quality over quantity… logic over emotion
“i’m not gonna hold u.. this is valid salad. that’s word to the white ash at the end of the dutch”
Noun.
The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.
verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.
'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
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You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.
I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.
The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings
No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
The act of tossing someones salad while multiple sausages spit their salty juices over you.
Mark: Matt is it raining outside?
Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.
Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!
Tossing The Salad is a term to lick your partners anus hole and the area between the organ and the anus for some sexual pleasure.
My bitch and I were tossing the salad all fucking night last night.
When you lay a log in the toilet and the plumbing just can’t handle that booty do.
“Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty “