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quality over quantity… logic over emotion
“i’m not gonna hold u.. this is valid salad. that’s word to the white ash at the end of the dutch”
Noun.
The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.
verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.
'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.
I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.
2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings
1 Cup juice of baby feelings
1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours
Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.
My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.
Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.
Person 1: Oh.
Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.
Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".