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hEs sO fAmOuS
tOo fAmOuS fOr uS
-The Prom gc
JiMmY StAtHiS iS fAmOuS?
iS hE?
when you wipe your ass with a stock option application and give it to someone saying it isn't shitty
Man, I lost so much listening to that terrible CNBC personality" "Dude, sounds like you got Jimmy Chill'd!"
Having period cramps after eating spicy food, when you're about to use the bathroom the small period blood clots are extremally uncomfortable, more than usual, because of the added spice, it turns your usually bleeding vagina into Mt. Krakatoa.
Did you hear about Lauren? She ate Spicy Ramen on her period, now she's got the jelly jam jimmies for the rest of the day!
A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.
"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass
My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies
Facial hair that consists of shaving your entire face except for the area around your mouth, creating a hair ring.
Often associated as being a scumbag style of facial hair.
“Dude did you see Micheal? He shaved his beard into a dismal jimmy.”