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Chimpanzee of Swahili decent known for its boob jobs, giant lips, the starting of AIDS, high heels, drunkedness, highness, and skirts.
Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.
dude i need to get laid
i know what to do
what?
get a skank monkey!!!
we dont live in nebraska...
oh yeah.
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A lot of needless, senseless, non-value added activity; use of this expression should invoke images of a monkey masturbating on top of a boulder.
"You need to quit all that monkey motion and get a goddamn job."
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Derived from gank, gankers.
A Gank Monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. Some say that Gank Monkey was originally Wank Monkey, because Gank Monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of sexual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
1: Killstyk: He is so cool, I wish I was him. The killstyk is the best WOW player ever, he kills so many noobs, that maybe his rank in the server will go up from 3 to one. Heh heh. -Edited by Killstyk.
The above is a Gank Monkey.
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When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
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A young boy on sailing ships similar to the peg boy who instead of reciving anal pleasures would distribute gun powder to batteries of cannon durring a sea going battle
I bet the little powder monkey has to sleep with two hands on his ass and one eye open
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a person who is just a plain out bitch and needs to be bossed around...kind of like a monkey in a cage
"dude what the hell are you doing over there?"
"that kid is such a monkey bitch."
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When you catch a male senior citizen pissing into his own mouth.
"Oh snizznap! I went to see Grandad and that mo' fo' was giving himself the ol' grey monkey!"
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