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the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out
Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer
When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.
We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.
bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.
shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!
The side affect of Salmonella aka diarrhoea
I refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me arse piss.
Big bottle of 20% hard shit that will get u shitfaced like a motha fucka
Eliot goes man down off the shark piss slam
When the semi least tolerable friend of the group excuses themselves from party chat to urinate with the mic on or at times off. They key indicator of a Drago Pisser is upon coming back from urinating they ask stupid questions such as “hey yo, what time is it!?” And proceeds to obnoxiously open a new beer.
“Hey yo, where is Drago the Fago?” Lou asked.
“Taking a Drago Piss” D replied.
“Time to mute him?”
“Yeah”
*Click*
“Yo WhAT TiMe iS It!”
The act of finishing peeing and starting to close up shop, then dripping down your leg.
*Walk out of bathroom with wet spot on your pants.* "Yeah I just post pissed myself."