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''suddenly we were surounded by huge bats all swooping and sweeping and diving around the car''- rauol duke
fear and loathing in las vegas
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The greates fucking movie ive ever seen
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
-Doc. Johnson
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The Mac Pie A La Mode is a MacDonalds apple pie (or other kind of pie like wildberry) and a McFlurry eaten together in harmony.
Step 1: Purchase 1 or 2 pies (2 pies if your going for the value menu) and a plain McFlurry (no condements like smarties).
Step 2: Depending on how you would like to enjoy your Mac Pie A La Mode, you can take a chunk of pie and scoop some ice cream or (as I like to do it) make a hole in the center of the McFlurry and insert the pie, and taking scoops of ice cream and pie at the same time.
*There are other variations of the Mac Pie A La Mode such as mixing the pie in with the ice cream.
Person 1: "I want something for dessert that cheap and tastes great. What should I get"
Person 2: "You should get a Mac Pie A La Mode"
Person 1: "What the hell is that?"
Person 2: "It's the best damn dessert in the world!"
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great movie..we can't stop here..this is bat country
"Can i get two glasses of ice water with ice??" "I said can i get two glasses of ice water..with ice"
I'll call you a cab..yea? and i'll call you a cocksucker
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'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?
"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."
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A strict, tight up high school in Basildon, Essex.
The student service ladies are sarcastic,
the math teachers are evil,
and the music teacher wears no shoes.
It produced no famous people, but instead a string of thrown out druggies, retards and wanna-be's.
ah, that kid?
he must of gone to De La Salle School.
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From Spain. Translated literally it means, "it makes my dick sweat." It is a term used to say, "I couldn't care less if I tried."
Dude 1: "You just spilled bong water all over the carpet, and your mom's on her way."
Dude 2: "Me suda la polla, guey."
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