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stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.
Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.
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Term for the speed with which companies and individuals turn their commitment to whichever way the political or financial wind is blowing. i.e. Layoffs are the easiest quickest way for a company to cut costs; they don't seem to consider the impact to the individual. Individuals do the same if a better offer comes along and that company demands they start without giving the tradition 2 weeks notice.
The company is showing some real wind sock allegiance to it's employees with the latest stock drop and subsequent announced layoffs.
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An occurrence in which two or more men masterbate and spill their seeds into a sock. After in which the sock is passed to the next gentleman to follow suit. The last candidate must wear the sock!
Tim, Bob, John and huff were exhausted after their sock sharing party. John got stuck with a sticky situation when he had to wear the sock full of the soup of some-young-guys.
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A classy way of saying that you're masturbating.
Girl:wyd?
Guy:changing my socks.
Girl:you're gross.
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the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.
Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?
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When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.
Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.
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Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.
Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.
Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.
1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is a GOP sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.
4. "It's Clintons fault."
5. The GOP speaks and the mouths of a thousand political sock puppets move.
Examples of people who are Political Sock Puppets are
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Bill O'reilly
George W Bush
Tony Snow
Every "Ditto-head"
Most christians
Almost all conservatives
ALmost all Republicans
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