A DE born and raised convict spending damn near his whole life in prison because he was addicted to crack and smack.
Who is Cie on the phone with? Oh That's Thomas ... Thomas Bar-Nett !!
When a dumbass teacher doesn't know how to pronounce candy bar
Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.
Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.
Being so high on barbiturates, AKA barbs, that you are unable to function normally.
He fell down the stairs and broke both his arms, but he was so barred out he did not feel a thing!
A gay bar specializing in large, hairy, middle aged men. These types of establishments are typically visited by men who have sexual fantasies or fetishes centering around their father or uncle and like to role play with a suitable stand in. Spankings, pony rides and ball fondling are common activities although they sometimes also have dark rooms where anything goes.
I'm in the mood for some daddy action, lets go to the daddy bar.
flirtatious woman ,who hangs around bars a lot ,looking for a man. often has unattractive features but is thick skinned and brash
dont get friendly with Snaggle-tooth Mary,she is a real bar poopsie