Changing My Socks

A classy way of saying that you're masturbating.

Girl:wyd?
Guy:changing my socks.
Girl:you're gross.

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Sock on a Bus Stop

When you're sitting on the top deck of the bus and you see a sock on top of the bus shelter.

You don't really know how it got up there and what is it doing up there. The sock have elevated beyond its ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him there to begin with

That little man David is like a Sock on a Bus Stop. I don't know how he got here!

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Wind Sock Allegiance

Term for the speed with which companies and individuals turn their commitment to whichever way the political or financial wind is blowing. i.e. Layoffs are the easiest quickest way for a company to cut costs; they don't seem to consider the impact to the individual. Individuals do the same if a better offer comes along and that company demands they start without giving the tradition 2 weeks notice.

The company is showing some real wind sock allegiance to it's employees with the latest stock drop and subsequent announced layoffs.

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Sock Sharing party

An occurrence in which two or more men masterbate and spill their seeds into a sock. After in which the sock is passed to the next gentleman to follow suit. The last candidate must wear the sock!

Tim, Bob, John and huff were exhausted after their sock sharing party. John got stuck with a sticky situation when he had to wear the sock full of the soup of some-young-guys.

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cum sock surprise

When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.

“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

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Shreks Toe Sock

When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.

Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.

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minnesota snow sock

the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.

Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?

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