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When you think you’re going to throw up, and you kneel by the toilet, but you don’t throw up and you get stuck in a state of superposition between feeling like shit when you move but feeling fine when you don’t.
“what the fuck did you feed me last night? i had an encounter with the devil for like- six hours..”
The name for tarot coined by pearl-clutching midwest church goers...
Those kids are using the devil's uno again
slang term inspired by the well-known
colloquialism 'devil's lettuce.'
Refers to hard drugs that reduce down to a white powder resembling dandruff
(Ex: meth, cocaine, & apparently some type of heroin)
Next time JimBob asks if I want to smoke the devil's dandruff with him, I'll run in the other direction. If he follows me then I'll break his meth pipe, and he'll probably break my nose.
When you have to take a poopie but the (likely piss laden) seat is up so you’re forced to.....touch it / kick down with your shoes. In the same family as “witch’s kiss” (look it up)
Honestly the restaurant was beautiful, but that cream sauce really got to me and someone left the toilet seat up... The devil’s drop was forced upon me. 🚽 👿
Old fashioned, mostly unfunny, uneditable, version of Urban Dictionary.
SMBC wants to make a new version of The Devil's Dictionary, without realizing it's already here.
When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.
Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?
The process of having diarrhea while also vomiting, leading to the victim spinning around while excretions come out both the mouth and anus.
"Hey! Why weren't you at the bar last night?"
"Don't ask. I got food poisoning and was up all night doing the Devil's 180."