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Noun: A word used to describe somebody who has their head removed from their body, a dick growing where there neck should be, and a vagina where the neck was for insertion if host wishes to put their head back.
Being a dick neck is great because of all the self-sex.
a long neck shaped like a dick
"you seen yaliza??? the one with the dick neck?"
When you have lice on your pubes
Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice
Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.
WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?
Morris take your Vitamin Dick because I want to fuck in one hour.
when you jump hardly onda diiickk.
girl i was pouncin onda dick last evening .
When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!