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Sunny Hill Resort: Your 2021 updated version
You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedal for their life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is real.
1st week of August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)
“What did you do in Sunny Hill?”
“I crushed an old women while being driven around in a retired military vehicle driven by an 70 year old man”
Sunny Hill Resort: Your 2021 updated version
You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedals for their life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is real. And finally, 1st week of August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)
“What did you do in Sunny Hill?” I was packed into a retired military truck driven by an 80 year old man with a dozen screaming children
r hill is a short form for a town named Richmond Hill in Canada or America.
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: I was born in r hill
Guys be jacking it, girls be jilling it, and the trans be hilling it. The act of masturbating your mutilated transgenitals.
Jack turned to Jill and went to hill, and he hasn’t stopped hilling since.
A tall dark handsome man who isn’t afraid of injecting narcotics into his body.
He may also be thinning at an early age.
Jack Hills, boy oh boy I’d love some of your meth
Well… Ste Hill is a guy who’s overgrown with weight and has a personal hygiene problem! Usually smells of shit.
Ste hill is know as a “monkey hanger” from Hartlepool.
This individual was a coach driver who at the time was self employed, not paying tax and N.I and stealing from a company he used to work for.!
Said person above has a friend “Dave Parky” They once came up with a cunning plan to sell dodgy knockoff headphones to their work colleagues to line their own pockets full of cash.
Unfortunately for these two in question it all went Wrong once they found out these headphones wasn’t working correctly and “Parky” decided to do a runner with everyone’s money while Ste Hill carried on working for this said company.
This is known as a cunts trick to his so called friend and also known as shitting on one’s doorstep.
Ste Hill likes to think that all bus drives are retards and are beneath coach drivers,But what he doesn’t understand is that he always got lost on his tours while using his twat-nav when he drove coach’s.
Hill and Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
Hey Ste hill, what’s that white stuff on your nose?
If you can’t fuck someone over your way, do it the Ste hill way.
Another word for a town in Michigan called "Rochester". This town typically includes your average:
-Rich Snobs
-Furries
-Pedophiles
-Pontiac apologists
-Democrats
-Whores
Person 1: Hey, did you see that new movie?
Person 2: Nah, I was too busy shopping for fursuits in Snobchester Hills.