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Band Geeks

The best Spongebob episode to have ever been conceived. It aired in season 2 and hasn't been topped ever since. It has the best quotes to be told to one's friend. It also has one of the best endings rocking "Sweet Victory" Infront of a giant stadium. If anyone has another episode as their favorite they are fucking wrong and if they still think they are right tell them to stop talking and leave the premise immediately

Also #RipStephenHillenburg

Person 1(Idiot): Dude I think season 3 had the best episodes of all time
Person 2(not an Idiot): WHAT!? Bro easily Band Geeks is the best episode!
Person 1(still an Idiot): but I like-
Person 2(still not an idiot): Dude just go. just go. there isn't room for people like you here. leave!

by Jottys January 30, 2019


One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 11, 2012


half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 14, 2022


what is a band

a flat, thin strip or loop of material used as a fastener. For reinforcement, or as asdecoration

what is a band

by October 12, 2020


Randy Bands

A Cool but yet fine ass rockstar ass big dick swinging cock thrashing on bitches looking like a motherfucking demon but yet his cock is huge and oh yea his cock is huge and also umm old heads hate his ass with a passion and oh yea he ummm got a big dick and his music is fire asf to fucking fire and ummm that's it's and oh yea people call him crazy cause HE THE SHIT BITCH

Yoooo I just heard that randy bands shit and it was fye asf hope no old heads hear it he keep fucking my bitch with his HUGE ASS HELMET COCK IT DELICIOUS

by Mynameismyname123 October 16, 2023


Was-band

An ex husband that you’re now dating again. He was your husband now he’s your boyfriend.

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first and third person singular past of be.
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noun
a married man considered in relation to his spouse.
"she and her husband are both retired"

Was-band:
Ex Husband boyfriend being the same person.

My was-band is making us a dinner reservation for tomorrow night at the local diner.

by Monkeytrouble77 February 15, 2023


Rubber-banding

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.

Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.

by Zenothys February 16, 2022