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A mispronunciation of Camila Cabello when she was singing the song "I'll Be Home For Christmas."
Instruments... Camila: I'll be home for quismois.
The day in which you may celebrate nutting once again until next years November hits.
Jerry: May you cum to home-cuming with me
Charles: Sure
June 4th
Today is National Stay at Home Day! This means you do not have to go to work, school, or even leave the house.
"Ay yo, today is National Stay at Home Day, where are you going?"
"Well I was gonna go to work but not anymore!"
A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.
What's up, Dave? You look glum.
Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.
Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate
Lebron James is way to badass to be 24, hes gotta be 35.... Home Birth!
when you’re home alone while listening to post malone music
person one:”yo dude my parents just left to go shopping and now i’m home malone.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”
A small home health care business looking forward to growing in Las Vegas, Nevada.
P1: Hey have you heard of Honesty Home Health Care?
P2: No, what is it?
P1: Well, it's a really nice home health care and I highly recommend it!
P2: Alright, thank you!