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I'm so horny. I need to throw some toes in the air.
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A theory that states that the stars/planets that we see in the night sky are in fact, air holes. Yes, air holes that can only be percieved in the night sky. During the day, these holes can't be seen due to massive amounts of fluorescent light; that is flooded over our massive sphere "earth". According to this theory, humanity are part of a massive experiment of some kind.
Dill: Have you heard about the Air Hole in Sky Theory?
Pickle: no tell me about it?...
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(v). To fart subtly, and slowly. Usually it is a fart that is restrained to the point where all you can here is a wisp or a faint hissing noise for a few seconds. This fart is not a ripper, or a fanny flapper. It's a breezy one, that can take on the harshest stench depending on what one ate beforehand.
Honestly, Jack, what are you doing behind that window drape?
Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.
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Laying on your back and doing whom ever it takes to get to the top.
Heels High in the air Harris banged her way up the ladder.
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After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon
Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you
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A emissions testing program in St. Louis that requires drivers to have clean and efficient running cars in order to have license plates.
Can be a hassle, espically with older vehicles, and can get costly if you don't pass it.
1. Get your car running yet?
2. Nope. Failed the Gateway clean air program twice now.
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when yer lady is in the bathroom gettin ready for bed your busy the whole time makin hot stinky backside wind with your ass inside her empty pillowcase. when its full and she comes out of the other room you put that pillowcase over her head and give it a couple "puffy pats" back and forth. she should come out in a coma or maybe vomit.
when Jane came home from work Tom was waiting behind the door with a french hot air baloon for her.
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