Most handsome man alive
Smartest man alive
Coolest man alive
omg there is Ekke Paul Pintmann, he is sooo handsome and smart and cool!!!
A boy who grew up in Ohio and made his dreams come true, he is extremely savage and an great motivational speaker he's the guy who all kids basically want to be and give thanks to him cause when people are sad he cheers them up .
"Wow look it's Logan Paul I want to be him when I grow up " or. "Have you seen Logan Paul's new video today "
Jake Paul is a litttttttt Youtuber,Model, and Actor.He has loving fans that would do any thing for them,Has the Greatest wife Ericka Costell. He has the friends You wished you had.Also the cutest dog ever Apollo. He is better than His brother logan. From your fan Chloe Hall
From your fan Chloe Hall love you Jake Paul.
One of the many viner's to migrate to youtube after justice was served. His vines have won many awards such as the best vine of 2016 by the youtuber Best funny vine compilations "laughing cryface emoji" He proudly wears his status as leader of the bloodthirsty cult known as "the Jake Paulers" He also created the song known as "it's everyday bro" and as a side effect, invented the word godchurch.
"OMG did you see Jake Pauls new video?" "Yeah, I spend all night refreshing youtube till he uploaded it."
A rallying cry for Washington's sincerest, craziest politician, in an election he would have been more at home in.
"Are you voting for Woodrow Wilson?"
"No way! Ron Paul 1912!"
When a male ejaculates into a feamle's mouth and then shakes her head like a snowglobe
Man, the last time I sucked the pickle in front of Chuck E. Cheese's, he gave me a Paul Giamatti Snowglobe!