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A man or boy who tries to wheel the girl you are currently wheeling
Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn
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something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.
that babe was all over those long johns
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It's one of the greatest rappers to come out of Asia. He is booty! Mayunn...he is tight!he is a real bud.....would you like a fifth?
John Rex is bootysdhgfukw
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Slang for penis. For further confirmation of this definition view Austin Powers II The spy who shagged me during the rocket scene.
Would you look at the Jon Thomas on that guy!! He is hung like a horse...wait, he is a horse.
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One of the worst wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Little Kids and girls love him, men aged over the age of 18 who have stayed loyal to wrestling throughout their years hate him because they can see through his bullshit. John Cena has 5 wrestling moves aka 'the 5 moves of doom' usually in a match he gets beaten up for mostly the entire time and then just before you think he is going to lose John Cena comes back to life using those 5 moves and ends up winning. John Cena is the coverboy for the wwe pg era
Quote from CM Punk 'John Cena I don't even hate you, I hate the fact this idea that your the best.. because your not... I'm the best'
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A fancy way of saying "waste of time".
I can't stand that guy. He's a John Travolta.
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A cute boy who likes a girl but doesnt tell her.annoying but an awesome friend to have.smart,athletic,funny.doesnt like girl that are weird or tall.he can be short but an amazing boy.his can get in trouble alot but he doesnt care makes a girl laugh and smile😘😘
Girl:who is that?
Friend:ohh thats john micheal
Girl:his cute!
Friend:then go talk to him
Girl:hi my name is ????? Nice to to meet you
John micheal:hi im john micheal but people call me john
John micheal:your cute!!
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