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An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.
Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."
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A phrase used to describe Ricegum
Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"
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That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid
Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.
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Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.
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Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.
John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?
Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?
John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!
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While laying in bed you masturbate and cum just below your belly button. Let the cum dry overnight and then peel it off in the morning for a salty snack.
I like my cincinatti potato chips with a little extra salt.
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When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister
I did the baked potato surprise yesterday
when someone is basicly sad or upset and tries to ruin fun for everyone else.
Steve: You guys don't understand how it feels to be dumped
Shaun: Quit being a "Potato Chip Licker", and have a drink.