A sussy baka: mike hawk
Imposter: *kills mike hawk*
Sussy baka: *dies*
Not a kid. Likes to ride bikes and talk in walkie talkies.
Mike: My name is mike short for Michael, maybe we can call you el short for eleven?
El: *confusion*
A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.
Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height
Girl- hey what’s your name
Guy- mike
Girl- knew it
A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.
Oh theres that bitch Mike
The male equivalent to a Karen, usually a dirty cop.
Did you see that cop complaining that a citizen was recording him, what a fucking mike.
1. Someone who’s name or nickname is Mike
2. The name Mike, usually short for Michael
William: Hi Mike!
Mike: Hello!