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Someone who has lost a bet and is forced to where a Sombrero with an open top that salsa is poured into and then the chips are placed around the circular part of the sumbrero. Next the person must walk around like this asking the people he lost the bet to if he would like some chips and salsa.
Matt: YESSS, after playing madden for 60 hrs strait i dont suck total ass anymore i finally beat u chris
Chris: You cheated theres no way jamal lewis could plow through my entire team
Matt: HAHAHa bitch now u have to be my mexican slave...lol
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Where someone is preforming missionary position, whilst a canine is behind licking the person on tops anus.
Person 1: "Man i had the best night last night!"
Person 2: "I got you beat i had a Mexican threeway with Stephine and her dog!"
Person 1: "Gross man, just gross."
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A double shot made of Patron Tequilla and Wild Turkey Bourbon. You will hate life after one.
That bartender's an ass. he already knoew I was drunk so he gave me a mexican thanksgiving to mess me up even more.
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The same as titty fucking. Apparently a slang used in Romania.
Mexican masturbation is so much eaiser when she has 38Ds.
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A 'fancy' way of saying someone is barefoot.
Mark: "Hey, I see you're wearing your Mexican Socks!"
(Nathan looks down)
Nathan: "I'm... I'm not wearing any socks."
(Mark nods)
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When a couple has hot awkward intercourse in a corn field.
Dude that Mexican Landscaper felt so good last night
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When one funnels Extra Hot Pace Picante Sauce into one's anal cavity prior to anal intercourse. Diced jalapeno and habanero peppers are also permissible.
Bill Clinton enjoyed giving Hilary a Mexican Sleighride!
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