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Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
Long mediocre hair and a good friend to the boys
Aye yo jacob tf yo ass doing after lake day?- the boys
An asshole who gets to cocky but Is pretty nice to his friends. usually the popular one and makes jokes all the time. likes sports and video games
Jacob's a complicated guy, in a good way
A man who does weird acts with dogs and has odd song preferences. He also likes to burn down family homes in his spare time
Hey look it’s Jacob with his dog
A super sweet guy who knows how to make a girl laugh. If you’re his friend or maybe even his girlfriend, consider yourself lucky. He is amazing and fun but can also be serious if needed. He will include you in everything that he can and will love all his friends forever(i think)Don’t ever lose this dude!
Guy 1: Yo Jacob!
Jacob: Wassup yo.