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Something that you call someone who is being a total douche
" Rusev is such a Dick Biscuit"
A dick biscuit is when a man grabs his cock shoving it into a loaf of bread causing a small amount to get into his urethra. After this he jizzes into the woman's mouth releasing jizz and bread into the woman's mouth which she then swallows
"Grabbed Jessica's head last night and gave her a face full of dick biscuit"
What one offers a woman for breakfast.
Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.
To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit
To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.
I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.
After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
A biscuit fist is when you take your fist like a club and punch the temple area of someones head.
Joe biscuit fisted Steve after they got into a fight.
A fuck biscuit is something you call your friends who are dumb and outright idiots used as a slur in heated arguments
Easily upset over nothing or trivial things which can come off as being crazy. Easily offended that even a biscuit would upset them.
Boss: Kim is upset that someone moved her office chair over the weekend
Me: *rolls eyes* Every Monday that bitch is biscuit scared over something!!