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Dried up fecal matter left in ones belly button after receiving elephant tracks when removed it resembles a small pot pie.
Ted: So dude did you like that pot pie your mom gave you this morning?
Xavier: It tasted like shit bro.
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A Mississippi Mud Pie takes place when during intercourse, the man has a large wad of snuff in his mouth. When he is about to climax, he spits all of the snuff onto his partners chest and proceeds to ejaculate all over it
Billy Joe and Sally were bangin' last night and he gave her a good ole' Mississippi Mud Pie. He said she wouldn't eat it this time though.
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Another term for short-sheeting, a practical joke where the lower sheet is folded back--effectively halving the bed's length--and placed under another blanket to disguise what has been done. The victim, often the joker's roommate, is meant to climb in, find him/herself unable to actually lie down, and look like an idiot.
Frank Zappa (shouting at his roommate after supposedly falling victim to one): This is an apple pie bed too far, Don!
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Having pussy for dinner !!!!
Homeboy boy is gonna have Twat Pot Pie for dinner tonight
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While getting frisky with your partner you peel a fresh banana, cut it in half and insert it into her vagina. Once inserted you follow up with your manhood. This then pushes the banana into all those hard to reach erogenous zones while you whip the filling, making it a truly fulfilling experience for any woman. Best of all after you cum in her you truly have a Banana Cream Pie for desert.
That Mandy had the best Banana Creamed Pie
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I was barebacking a Korean whore and shot my cum into her pussy . As I withdraw I saw my hot cum dripping from her tight Korean pussy making a Korean Cream Pie.
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A somewhat-subtle way to criticize American culture.
Did you know that many Americans are ignorant to the location of their own country on a map? That's so apple pie!
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