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No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first
“Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.”
“Wise words bro.”
When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.
Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”
Person 1: I am so hungry..
Person 2: Ask the best #1 sandwich maker to make you one!
Person 1: Who might that be?
Person 2: Lizzy! Of course!
A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.
When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.
a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy
"I think I'll have a hog ear sandwich for breakfast today."
The accomplishment of an NFL team of winning consecutive Super Bowls without recording a loss in between, thereby having a win streak stretching at least from one season's playoff run until the next Superbowl.
The Green Bay Packers are hungry for a Super Bowl Sandwich.
I wonder if a team will ever go 19 and 0, I don't think a sandwich is possible.
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a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better
Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich
What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out