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Wait, did you show dairy at the bar the other night?
Yeah, I got a free shirt and everything.
Wait. Did you show dairy at the bar the other night?
Yeah. I got a free shirt amd everything.
caleb: lemme see your boobs
girl: no
caleb: today is october 27
girl: in that case then okay
national show your boobs day- show your boobs now
When you bulk out a present with a whole lot of crap to make it look more significant
Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present
Mr. Gatsby was leaning on his show pole while waiting for his drink.
Fucking to impress your partner
Todd showfucked Becky last night. She’ll want it again.
Show Fuck: Fucking to impress your partner
When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff
Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?
Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.
Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?
Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know