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That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over
Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”
An animal that isn't related to the human species.
Fox 1: Are we apart of the weird furless monkey thing?
Fox 2: No, we're non-human idiot.
Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.
Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people
Slang for Prune Juice, which helps clear up constipation quickly. Drano is a fast-acting liquid chemical used to unclog drains and pipes, such as those found in sinks. In a similar sense, prune juice is used to unclog your bowels; as such, it acts as Drano for humans, hence the name.
That Human Drano I got at the supermarket cured my constipation in about 5-10 minutes.
the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER
I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.
A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.
When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.
1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)
2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"
2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"