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The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.
The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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a girl so hot that the force of the resulting erection breaks one's zipper and/or pants
Damn, she's such a pants breaker.
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A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
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a name for a person that is being weird
Amanda was being a dutty pants.
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What happens to me because I'm a virgin.
Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
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When you cum in your pants in public without masturbating. This usually happens when you're walking past a group of Busty Bombshell Babes
This morning when I was walking in the park, I started bussin in my pants when I walked by these girls
An expression used to state that a situation, person or object is fine, or okay.
John: Hows life?
Paul: Still pants in the chest