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When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis
Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.
Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.
Also known as a BD
This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.
A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.
A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
The sidelining of a female sexual encounter by a man or multiple men. The men are available in penis and in spirit as accessories to the extent that the female participants desire.
If you girls want to do a three way tonight, we will be the accessory dick.
Morris take your Vitamin Dick because I want to fuck in one hour.
when you jump hardly onda diiickk.
girl i was pouncin onda dick last evening .
When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!