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Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk

"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".

by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018


Dick Year

Approximately 11 years

Dude you took a dick year

by losersforlife February 28, 2015


Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.

1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!

by feelitbro January 27, 2012


national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 28, 2021


Big fat dick in my mouth

If your a sus boy then this is the word for you when you feel like being gay then say this

hey bro...... yeah wsp.......I got a big fat dick in my mouth......bro wtf nigga you gay

by GGJKLOLLMAOLMFAONGGRNGGABTCHHR November 22, 2021


Friend Dick

1.A dick of a friend. 2.This is a dick you do not have access to and do not want access to. 3.Forbidden Dick

"Yesterday when I was plastered I tried to blow Sam, but then i realized he was friend dick and I left."

by Izzy2latin October 4, 2017


a dicks inch

A dicks inch refers to a variable of different measurements. A dicks inch could mean 1 inch, 3 feet, or even a mile. You can change said measurement to your liking

“I’m a dicks inch away if beatin your ass”
“On a map, Tulsa and OKC are only a dicks inch away”

by Lil Fence September 23, 2019