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Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.

Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”

by Itsyouwhome January 25, 2021


socc my cocc

a DANK way to say "suck my cock/dick"
Also a super insulting insult,worse than the Steven Slutniversr fusion of "ur mom gay","ur dad lesbian" and "ur granny tranny"
The only insult which can eliminate the universe along with all which is part of it

Lenny man:ur mom gay
Other Lenny man:ur dad lesbian
Lenny man:ur granny tranny
Other Lenny man:no u
Lenny man:you've triggered my trap card!!!11! socc my cocc
Other Lenny man along with the Vast universe:*fucking implodes*

by Lenny McMemer June 18, 2018


Socc my cocc

DANK way to say"suck my cock/dick"
Socc my cocc is the ultimate insult, stronger than a million no u's,more insulting than the Steven Slutniverse fusion of ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
It's used once all of the said insults were already used un a conversation
Once used un a sentence,it makes the entire universe along with all which is part of it implode into nothingless

Lenny man:ur mom gay
Other Lenny man:ur dad lesbian
Lenny man:no u
Other Lenny man:ur granny tranny
Lenny man:you've triggered my trap card!!!1!!11! socc my cocc
Other Lenny man along with the vast universe:*fucking implodes into stardust*

by Lenny McMemer June 19, 2018


It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens

Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"

by Stumpy13 June 6, 2011


ford my name

A person who is better than everyone at everything. He gets all the lady’s. He is better than Lucia.

Ford my name is better than everybody

by Columbus1230 December 8, 2019


hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014


Oily boys in my garage

The word "Oily boys in my garage" means that there are oily boys in your garage.

Robert,"I have big black thighs with extra girth and meat!"

Mike. "I like men, and i have oily boys in my garage."

by Themaninyourgarage May 21, 2024