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A slight red neck despite not being southern. A complete fucking dickwad, openly closeted racist, uses the n-word hard r without joking, doesn’t actually hate blacks, really hate Jews
Dude, uganwae got really upset about what Jake grabowski said earlier
Eh it’s fine. It’s not like he’s a Jew or anything
A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
Unoriginal, unfunny, and generally lacking in humorous qualities
Random Person: Jake's Memes are so bad
Random Person 2: you right
a little boy who would suck me dry for a penny.
Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.
Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.
person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."