The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.
Try it next Thanksgiving
*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"
A YouTuber that makes documentary-adjacent videos about the downfalls of shitty people.
"Do you know Chris Chan?"
"Oh yeah a saw a Turkey Tom video about him"
An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
Dipping one’ penis into the toilet bowl after using it for good luck.
Alright boys I turkey dipped its going to be a good night
When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.
My girlfriend had a Turkey Hill ambush waiting for me that night after our grocery run.
The next level of the term "turkey's done". When a guy has such a splitting hard on that it hurts, usually from being turned on BIG time from an amazing chickie.
ouch! yikes! ...turkey's burnt from what she said to me!