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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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Awaking while having an orgasm to find your hands no where near your genitals.
Mike: It's the middle of the night, Carrie, what's going on?
Carrie: Wow! I guess my hands free orgasm woke us both up.
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Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.
Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.
Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'
In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
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A simple sex move in which one carves open the others body and crawls inside making a home like that of a turtle or snail. This position is unique because you get to penetrate from inside so that after the other is sewed back together with the one inside, it appears that the other has a retractable pp. sometimes, an extra pleasurable experience will result in the one refusing to crawl back out through the vaginal whole and instead creating a new species of double human that become so happy with pleasure they evaporate into ultimate beings of intellect with an unchallenged knowledge of sex. This move can be done with multiple people.
I heard that Carley became a new species after having a free real estate
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Free Speech Urban Dictionary is a true look at how "CREATIVE SLANG" evolves!
I see a lot of people taking this site WAY TOO Seriously! So what the fuck is your problem? If you want serious, go to Websters for definitions!
This site is BOTH informative and FUN!!!! get it? FUN!!! ... its simple.
If for no other reason this site provides good entertainment for people who like to talk about Sex, Race, whatever!!! its free speech! something that is disappearing fast in our country.
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A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?
Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
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To have doggie-style position sex where the partner behind does not use their hands to hold onto the hips. Also known as astropilot when including lubrication.
She loved watching me behind her in our mirror so I threw up my hands and started to free-style doggie-style!
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