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The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.
Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.
Someone who just sucks some much ass that they have the fuel economy of a hummer h2, usually reserved for shitty drivers
Nice blinker you ass guzzler or this bitch guzzles so much ass she can't even hit 40mph
In July boys get to grab girls asses without any consequences in payback for kick dick day
Guess what month it is grab ass july
A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
Ass nut is when you put both your balls in a woman's vagina while putting your dick in the woman's anus
Me and Tim Tim are go one do ass nut. You in ?
"Consumers are going ass nuts over this content."
November is squeeze ass month, girls can grab boys dicks and we squeeze their ass, to pass onto next month you must squeeze a girls ass atleast 3 times, good luck!
Person 1: OMG look at her ass!
Person 2: just squeeze it, it’s squeeze ass month anyway