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An ass so big you could play the bongo drums on it.
Damn you look at that ass drum, I could play a solo on that thing.
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To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. The success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.
“brooo on god he keep ass kissing me for my nudies”
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Being really good at something
Doug is ripping ass in 2d platformers
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The overwhelmingly horrifying deformation that occurs when a man or woman is so incredibly fat that their lower back forms an entirely separate set of ass cheeks above the normal ones, thus leading to the appearance of having another ass resting on top of the real one.
Holy sh*t dude, look at that chick's quadra-ass! That's f*cking horrible! It's so saggy!!
Yeah, I bet she hides chicken under the top ass cheeks.
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A fart void of any smell at all. The opposite of the "silent but deadly" fart. This fart can be noisy and/or gross sounding, as long as it is odorless.
I just felt the breeze from your ass wind.
Or
Why didn't that fart smell at all? It's just ass wind.
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Natis Homo Erectus. The Quintessential horndog seeing that the buttocks are the rawest form of pleasure for male homo sapiens. It is reminiscent of our ancestral past when most of us would exclusively have nasty in and out from the back since the vagina was turned pointing to the back. That is, until the dawn of bipedalism in which evolution not only changed the orientation of the female vagina (pointing down), but also (and some interpret this as a mistake of evolution) forced the male to now face his potential mate-for-eternity and communicate through sweaty and embarrassing facial expressions that would otherwise be a sign of constipation in polite society.
Dude #1 - "dude man, look at the size of that ass! damn! fuck yeah! you know I wanna..... (and other ancestral hoots and hollers)"
Gentleman - "dude, your such an ass-man. You're disgusting. You have no idea if she wiped or not"
Dude #1 - "(more ancestral hoots and hollers)"
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To play a computer game, especially an Massive Multiplayer Online (MMO), for extreme lengths of time. This may come at the expense of hygiene, social interaction, even nutrition. Popularized by the article "The Surreal World" by Hayes Reed where he described an Ultima Online obsessed friend's apartment as, "A den of cat ass and murdered time."
Did you hear that Jim was cat assing on WoW for so long, he actually got scurvy from eating nothing but ramen?
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