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Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.
“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”
When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.
If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.
In order to join the frat, he had to go through the Birmingham Car Wash.
what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?
Bob: Yup.
A potentially lethal cocktail of jack daniels and lighter fluid. Abreviated to JCB
Z: Yo man i need a Jacked Car Bomb up in here.
Bar tender: Is u crazy? Aiight
someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.
Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.
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Mom car songs are songs every mom over the age of 30 play in their car. These songs include any song by Taylor swift, Stay by Justin Bieber, etc.
Man I hate this song, it’s such a mom car song
Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.
My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.