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The only stop before going to modern day hell, Juarez. It’s not just a funny word, it’s fkn real!
Not known for much aside from being able to look over the fence into the worst part of Mexico and be grateful the dogs carcasses seen hanging from fence posts for tacos are not what you have to eat., or the headless corpses hanging from bridges.
Probly tits if you want to live large with minor expenses…or work for the only good job in town, Union Pacific.
- Hey guy heard your heading to Eagle Pass for work. If you stop in El-Trash-O. Stop by Anton Chirguh’s casa if you spend any time there.
- Was that a vague reference to Juarez?
- Si mira!!!
About the crappiest ghetto school in Frazier Park. Its also so weird it starts in 5th grade. If you are in fourth grade and live in FP, Lebec, or Pine Mountain Club Do not go to this damn school its ghetto af. GO TO GORMAN dont go to el tejon
Bill: what school do you go to?
Joe: that shitty school El Tejon Middle School.
hispanic version of andrew tate
el temach: que onda wey
andrew tate: yo bro
Getting hiv from mexican slut lmao
That bitch gave me el hivo lol
When you explain something obvious to an oblivious person typically starting the explanation with that phrase
Person 1: wow I can’t believe this is happening
Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
A natural phenomenon known as the El Niño Period occurs about 2-5 times a year and is a period that is significantly more painful than the person's usual periods. Symptoms such as cramps, irritability, stomach pains, mood swings, headaches, food cravings, bloating, and more are heightened in intensity and worse than they usually are. Like El Niño, these periods are an anomaly occurring at irregular intervals characterized by unpredictable acts and instilling fear in those nearby.
Mannnn, this is definitely an El Niño period! I'm so angry, I threatened to run over an old man with my shopping cart because he was blocking the cheez-its and I have NO RAGRETS.