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A synonym for a Penis, cock and balls, babymaker, wang, chub, twig and berries, tally wacker, pee pee, dinky, weiner, shlong, johnson, dick, fuck stick, mommy daddy button, I could go on but I think you get my point ( no pun intended)!!!!!It is also the Guitarist for the band "Weight of the crown" middle name. Danny "dink-fat" Lilley!!!
Made famous by W.O.T.C and Williamsport Kids!!!!!!!
"Bitch kicked me right in the Dink Fat"!!!
"Thats our guitarist Danny Dink-Fat"!!!
"Shut up or your gettin the Dink-Fat"
"She was cradling my balls and suckin on my Dink-fat"
"I stuck my Dink-fat in to her V-john"
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Fat Dan, known to be of the Howlett family, did not inherit the healing powers of his stronger half brother Logan. Instead, Fat Dan was gifted with the ability to drink all of his mate’s lager before anyone else has finished their first can. This power also extended to pubs where Fat Dan would drink in at least three different rounds simultaneously whilst still getting himself an extra drink. Fat Dan is also know to enjoy the occasional lager top, lager and lime, and cider and often pretends that these are socially acceptable drinks for a man. Excuses for these drinks often involve low carbohydrate diets when we all know that Fat Dan is trying to put on weight in an effect to increase his drinking threshold.
Fat Dan, why don’t you get you speedos on and go to Bradleys
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A Fat Tire is when you are with a fat bitch and instead of banging her in her pussy you do her in her bellybutton. This may or may not be intentional; sometimes she is just too fat and you just can't find the right hole, but there are occasions that you knowingly stick it in her bellybutton because it feels good or you are too embarrassed to stick it in her pussy.
The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.
There was no way in hell I was going to bang her so I gave her a Fat Tire instead.
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A grossly overweight and bitter young woman who finds a social outlet by becoming “Best Friends” with a much more attractive girl then manipulating and ultimately controlling her life to live through her.
Extremely hostile to most of her attractive friend’s friends and especially all of her boyfriends. Will interfere constantly with the view to splitting them up by any means necessary.
Will constantly “Feed” her victim until she’s approaching the same weight category and level of unattractiveness.
Dave: "She was alright, that bird. You slipped up there, Jim."
Jim: "Wan't my fault, Dave. It was her fat friend sticking her oar in."
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An EXTREMELY FAT piece of shit who likes to have sex with her daughters Tricia, Missy, Michael and Gay Paul. Usally eats between four or five hundred pounds of food. She also brushes her teeth with Mayonaise.
Fuck Fat Tracy in her fat folds.
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someone who sits their large ass next to the computer wasting their time looking up fucking retarded-ass defintitions such as this one, you stupid piece of lard-ass shit.
Get off this damn computer you fucking retarded ass motha fuckin peice of lazy, fat ass shit, and go on a damn bike ride so that yo fat ass can lose some goddamn weight.
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Something that your dad does not want to be known as.
Son: Fat Cock!
Dad: Don't call me that!
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