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Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling
Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf
An interjection said by those who enjoy granola, replacing the phrase "holy moly". Used to exclaim great emotion, whether good or bad.
"Holy Granoly, that granola was delicious!"
"Holy Granoly, I'm so sorry."
An interjection used in replacement of "holy moly". Used by those who enjoy eating granola.
"Holy granoly, that's so sick!"
"Holy granoly, I'm so sorry for your loss."
The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.
“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”
When a male gets his penis stuck inside of a vacuum cleaner with gum stuck to the inside, giving pleasure to the victim.
“Yo man, I just got Holy Blow 69000 from Grandma’s Vacuum!”
“Todd’s cleaner gave me Holy Blow”
when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!
When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.
Holy Hair Pie Guy!
No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!