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When you sneak a nut out of your pants to surprise a friend!
Tom whips his left nut out and calls Billy's name! Tom: LOL SNEAK NUT
When the boys sit on each others shoulders and suck each others nuts.
Yeah fam wanna start a nut stack
Another term for shit stained balls
Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne
When you nut while having a kidney stone
Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt
A joke from the stone age
person 1: dez nuts.
Person 2: Please consider suicide.
When your nuts be chafing so bad you have to spread your legs to ease the burn.
Dion - “oi cuzzie my nuts be chafing so bad I’m gonna have to go chuck a quick nut scag.”
Tucker - “yeah g you better spread em good that’s some serious chafage.”
Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
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