Playing Bill Oddie

Game played by bored female office workers, wherein an individual is selected and then compared with Bill Oddie. The game can be played using individuals known to both players or celebrities.

Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.

Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!

Nanette: I'm bored, how about Playing Bill Oddie
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.

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Play with your drone

Masturbate, pleasure ones self, waste time, jerk off, etc

Dude, just because Wal-Mart discontinued their greeter program, does not mean you should give up hope and "play with your drone" all day.

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playing game of thrones

Taking a shit.

Example: I'm at work and need to shit so instead of saying I'm going to shit in front of customers I say I'm going to go play game of thrones real quick to defend the porcelain throne.

I was playing game of thrones this morning for like an hour after drinking all night.

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playing sex possum

A male sex partner who pretends to be deceased or very stunned during the act of lovemaking.
This can either be through the acting out of a fetish or through the partener just being very shy.

Negative example:
"OMG... he was suuuuuper hot, but a total Sex Possum... eiw"

Positive example:
"Sometimes my partner and i like playing sex possum; where i pretend to be dead.. its amazing, she loves it man."

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Tryin to play dicks

Going head to head with someone. Basically challenging their manhood (Can also be used by really awesome females). Usually, this phrase is used when someone is about to get into a scuffle.

(Not to be confused with being gay)

Someone runs into you without apologizing:

-Excuse me! Don't you have something to say?
-Nope... I've got nothing to say to you, man.
-WHAT!?! OH HELL NO! This fool's tryin to play dicks with me! You tryin to play dicks, bitch!?!
-Come at me bro !

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she can play

She is really attractive, and I would like to have sex with her.

No way dude is Margot Robbie in this movie? She can play

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smuggling play doh

Someone with a fat/possibly lumpy ass.

That woman is smuggling play doh.

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