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a)Needlessly taking charge. b)Using authority to get one's way or to get back at somebody. c)A need to demonstrate one's authority.
"That cop could have let me go, but he was just being chicken-shit and gave me a ticket anyway."
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When a females genitalia smells bad. When the panties smell like a box of chicken that has been left out for over a week. Or when the pussy looks like the raw uncooked/unbattered version of the skinless chicken
Hey girl, let me get a taste of that stinky chicken
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Dave: I always impress the ladies, my cock can do tricks.
Whowar?: You have a magic chicken?
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when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.
male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
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A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.
I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.
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Instead of properly cooking Ramen noodle, one simply breaks the dried noodle brick into chunks and adds the flavor packet. Walaa! Chicken chips!
That lazy niger (that's Ni-jer) Basil don't even cook his food. He just eats "Chiken Chips". My example does include Chicken Chips!
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The act of pulling your dick out of your pants in a public place and yelling “chicken leg!” And put you cock back before you get noticed. Extra point for playing in a mall, triple the points for playing in school and not getting caught.
Chicken leg!
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