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short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"

the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?

by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024


Cass is short

She keeps disagreeing but she knows it’s true

Cass is short af

by Mind dnfd November 4, 2020


short butt

Slang term for vagina.

Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.

Look, it's your short butt!!

So babe, how about I see that short butt.

by JjAbrahams August 10, 2015


Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.

“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”

by Rutebega July 22, 2022


Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it

whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire

by kingofthesharkmen May 22, 2021


Kick short people october

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

Hey its kick short people october!

by Justjesus October 1, 2022


Short-term hedonistic gratification

"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"

Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"

by Hym Iam January 12, 2024