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Thinking cheese

Cheese eaten while looking into the refrigerator to help you decide what you want to make/eat for dinner. Mama June on the TV program Honey Boo Boo first used the phrase.

When I can't decide what I want for dinner it helps to stare into the fridge and eat my thinking cheese.

by BuckyKat August 8, 2014


cheese trumpet

Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.

“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”

by Redstoneqwwe November 2, 2020


Cheese Blindness

The state of temporary insanity caused by the opportunity to consume cheese

I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again

by Meringue March 19, 2015


Frumunda cheese

Cheese frumunda ya ballz biatch

Dame Kenny clean ya ballz I can smell da frumunda cheese frumova here

by Kenny cheese August 10, 2021


Cheese grater

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles

Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"

by Lord cheese 101 May 26, 2020


Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 28, 2022


Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.

Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020