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emergency cunt

A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.

I am so horny I may have to resort to some emergency cunt.

by jsd9632 January 11, 2012


Clickbait Cunt

Where someone click-bait's non-stop and only cares about the fame and money.

That YouTuber (whoever it is) always clickbait's, so he is a clickbait cunt

by CheesyTwanger01 December 3, 2017


A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.

Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

by 000000000000009000000000000000 February 18, 2011


cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.

My gynecologist is a Cunt Splunker.

by poolaholic March 19, 2015


Whiffle Cunt

When a lady has sex prior to going out without showering thoroughly

It smells like an outhouse on a tuna boat, omg Coleen has a whiffle cunt, she had sex with Rob in the parking lot.

by Nipple Knockers March 25, 2021


Cunt Cloak

When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.

My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.

by El Walkerama October 13, 2014


Thieving Cunt

A vessel of deceit and evil, quite often
close to those who they steal and pillage from, manipulative and unacceptable,

"that Robbie is a thieving cunt!"

by Championnotruby September 23, 2018