hard t

A phrase used to describe someone saying the full word “faggot” instead of just “fag” which in today’s society, comes off as quite abrasive and strong

Marto: I bet Brock Turner was a complete faggot!
Festa: Whoa man, throwing around the hard T?!
Marto: I mean, he did digitally assault that girl
Festa: You’re not wrong

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pop a hard one

Pop a boner bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner of all time while it wails on a guitar! and keeps wailing harder and louder until it trashes the whole place and all the pirates get diahorreah and vomit all over the place and explode or dance harder and turn into a big diaper, or the second biggest boner, also bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner

Pirates can pop about six boners, but only a true ninja can pop a hard one

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Spank me hard

A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.

Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.

You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.

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Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

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High hard one

getting stiffed.

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder

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Hard Man Hour

any time between 12:00am 12:59am, should be celebrated with a photo of the celebrator doing the hand symbol with your middle and fourth finger down, this should be posted on your private story with the caption ‘hmh’ and the snapchat time sticker

‘happy hard man hour everyone’’yeah happy hmh’

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Hard like heroic

We call it the act of Gaming. Using WoW references while consuming over-excessive amounts of caffine while playing World of Warcraft and "Doing it like a druid on the General Channel". Getting woody now!

I'm feeling hard like heroic and doing it like a druid on the general channel.

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