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(n) A branding mark indicating that an individual has been
pre-selected as a victim for (often unwanted) advances. The mark is usually
displayed in the form of a numerical symbol eg 9.
"I really like that girl on the 4th floor." "I know what you mean but you're
too late. The poor girl's already been martoed"
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A person of ambiguous sexuality
That bloke's a right marto. Bangs on about women all the time but is far too well groomed for his own good. And runs like a girl.
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He scrubbed and scrubbed, but the marto on the office sofa proved resistant to even industrial strength cleaning products.
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to go bright red when it has been widely broadcast around an office that you have been having sex with colleagues on company property, especially the company showers - from the posh pronunciation of Tomato.
Also from the individual most likely to have committed the offence (J Marto Martin).
"Man - that dude from accounts is marto - he was doing that bird from marketing in the company showers and the cleaner caught him"
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(v) To use ones partner as a kitchen cleaning implement
After he had martoed with her the counter top was clean and shiny
Attraction to members of the opposite sex solely because they are already in a long-term, committed relationship.
"She's beautiful, sexy and funny, but since she's single she just doesn't have that Marto factor for me".
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One who likes to fantasise over female executives at a senior level, e.g. Managing Director of London based PR firms
Although not that much to look at, he could not help feeling a marto when she talked about her obsession with balding account directors
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